it also boggles my mind when people say 6” phones are small. my biggest phone was 5.8” so guess my phones are smol

‪i truly believe that people that have a phone that is 6.5” inches are maniacs. what the hell kind of hands do you have to need a phone that big?‬

MA! THERE'S THIS WEIRD FUCKING CAT AT MY WINDOW! IT KEEPS SAYING THINGS LIKE "Nyaaa give headpats uwu" AND "Compost the rich owo"

if you ever feel miserable, just get a desktop goose. idk if it’ll make you feel better or worse, you decide that

Phoenix boosted

sometimes, i feel like things are going pretty well and that nothing could bring me down, and then my brain barges in and says, "Hey, remember that thing you did years ago? Yeah. Feel bad about it? Good."
and then i start thinking about it for the rest of the day

Vent 

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